Red is the Color of my true love's Neck
he perfect gift book for the person who wants to buy a romantic, meaningful gift and have change left over.
You might be a redneck if . . .
- There were dogs in the church on your wedding day.
- You've ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster.
- A dating service matches you up with a relative.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You whistle at women in church.